It’s a good job the BBC, the tax-fed state-owned propaganda unit of the British government, provides me with such important programmes, such as Are My Fake Breasts Safe?.

However, this evening’s BBC programme name really does tell you all to need to know about how low the BBC is sinking in its search for viewer ratings to justify its miserable state-worshipping state-loving communoid existence. I hope all the Guardian-readers that work for the BBC are proud of themselves for generating such ground-breaking televisual moments.

Here’s the BBC’s vainglorious motto, again:

“Nation shall speak peace unto nation”

Or should that be:

“Fake-breast implanting beauty queens shall sue their plastic surgeons”

That it should come to this.