As Europe collapses, France runs out of money so turns to socialism, Spain disintegrates on its way to 30% unemployment, Greece heads towards revolution, Germany moves towards turning its back on Euroland, and Britain descends into a pit of mindless over-taxed over-regulated petty-minded unproductive fascism, where we make nothing and everyone works either in banking or for the government and is paid with over-printed funny money, I thought you’d like to know it’s a lovely fresh sunny day here in Henley On Thames.

Marvellous.

I thought I’d celebrate with a great tune, by Jessie J.

Now, I’m not normally a fan of hers, but this is almost as good as Abba’s ‘Dancing Queen’ for getting me onto dance floors, to move like only a middle-aged man can: